i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
"dad, I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry-" and that’s as far as I got before she punched me in the stomach
"I am Tsubaki, a flower without fragrance. When I fall it will be silent and tragic."
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me